Saturday, February 20, 2010

Day 2 and a 1/2

I'm going to take this opportunity to bitch about how intimidating the girls doing med are. HOLY FUCK! THEY ARE SO HOT OMFG AND SMART TOO WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE THEY ARE SO HOT HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP AND INSANELY SMART TOO ITS TIMES LIKE THESE I WISH I... I DON'T KNOW. BEING SMART AND FUNNY AND HANDSOME AND RICH JUST DOESN'T CUT IT WITH THESE PEOPLE. >___>

*BREATH IN* *BREATH OUT* *BREATH IN* *BREATH OUT*
Ok. As I was saying before some idiot interrupted my meticulously calm stream of thought (that all Doctors have), Adelaide is not as bad as some people say. Below are some reasons:

1) Everything is really close together. But that's probably because Adelaide is a hole, and the points on the surface of the hole are physically closer together (shown in diagram 1). Of course in this case I say "hole" with a certain kind of fondness to it. Like how Homer Simpson would feel if he were talking about donut "holes". idk.
Diagram 1. This phenomenon can also be seen in Perth.
(Adapted from Google Maps, 2010.)


2) The water isn't too bad. You get used to drinking orange juice all day. Especially Black Label orange juice. Yum. The only problem with this is the withdrawal symptoms you get when you drink 1.5L a day and you realise that you've run out of money. You tend to become delirious and start having multiple personalities.

3) There's a free tram route in the middle of the city. It also happens to be the only tram route. In the entire city. Also, the trams smell like sunscreen.

4) Some of the buses actually go to 100km/h even though there aren't any freeways in Adelaide. Instead they have dedicated "bus lanes" that make the buses little more than glorified bumper cars. If you think that's bad enough, its also called the O-Bahn (which means "bull" in Scandinavian). And my stop is Klemzig (which is also "shit" in Klingon).

So despite all this rage over the many short comings of Adelaide, I'm slowly being brainwashed (despite only drinking the smallest amounts of Adelaide water) and finding it not all that bad. God help me.

5 comments:

OJ said...

LOL. Sounds like you're having fun? Dude, eye candy for the win! Good for the mind, good for the soul xD

Kevin said...

Yes. Thank you so much Random Japanese Person. I better delete your comment before you hurt somebody.

Bill said...

WOw. nice new...identity? lol

But good luck with everything.

KL said...

Awesome read Kevin, will be keeping up with this blog :)

hungy said...

you are fucked. No sorry i was joking. But seriously, you are fucked. Now get your ass back here.