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Showing posts with label Emesis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emesis. Show all posts

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Part two! (of something or rather)

In my last post, I promised you a couple of things. And now, I plan to break them in true Medkid (yours trully) style. By breaking my promise to break my promises. Yeah!~

So the question was, "How exactly are you spending your time Mr. MedKid???"

Let me see.
  1. gurlfran
  2. procrastinating
  3. gaming (Oh Diablo II, how I have missed thee~)
  4. parkouring
  5. studying
  6. taking pictures
(like here! can you spot my sisters?! There are two of them, I think.)

And the things I SHOULD be doing?
  1. studying *duh*
  2. earning monies
  3. blogging more often sighies 
Yeah!

So this was one of those posts where I had a great idea, wrote a bunch of awesome dotpoints, and prayed to God that the idea would stick in my head. Or even better, perhaps even ferment a bit and blossom into a nice, well rounded, well written post. But it was not to be. Soz, blogger, I have failed thee. But no! There was something important I was supposed to rage about... but I forget what... huh. 

Another QUALITY POST, by MedKid!

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Three R's

Resurrection, Renovation and Revamp... tion. That is what this blog needs.
And for you my dearest readers, that is what this blog, dying from acute myocardial infarction, will get.


I have decided to give my piece of internet a new spark of life; restart it's tiny virtual heart, with the defibrillator of my new found status as ©Medkid™®. *Gasp*. That's right folks, a real ©Medkid™®! I can't believe it too right! I'm a real ©Medkid™®!

Shit my nose just grew a little longer. OK, OK. So I'm not really a ©Medkid™®. I'm still just a MedNoob, but I WILL become a doctor one day. Like Dr House! Yes. And like, work in like, Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital. And like OMG have sex with all the hot nurses too... yeah. Thats right. Right there. Oh Yeah.

Yeah.

But I digress. The true purpose of this possibly impulsive decision to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation is to breathe life into this potential vessel of verbal emesis. That sentence probably increased my vocab by about 5%. (You suck n-emesis.)

To be brutally honest, I know that med is going to be a long, convoluted road with littered with bumps it's going to look and feel like a pretzel. Since my place is bonded, it's going to be at least 18 years until I can finally do whatever I want i.e. work in a hospital where I get paid to cut open people's brains. And I've heard that the course itself is hellish. Everynight spent studying till 12am, and waking up at 7 to go to lectures. Then more study, and tutes. Then lectures. And lectures. And lectures. Sigh.

But not to worry! I am tank. I have Perseverance. (10 Damage, 5 HP Regeneration, 125% Mana Regeneration).